Boys: Demented & Dangerous

Their Guts Will Have A Happy Birthday

The twins’ birthday is Tuesday and Finn has had several ideas about what he’s going to give them. He’s considered making them a CD, purchasing Best Buy gift cards, or getting them each a Swiss Army knife.

A few minutes ago he ran into my room and announced that he had thought of an even more fabulous present.

“You know what I’d want for MY birthday? A lifetime Safety. I think I’d feel more relaxed around the house when I’m feeling a little gassy.”

He’s printing up the certificates now.